Overheard...

Some hilarious quotes from my day:

"I have pretzel stuck in the cusp of my crown."~JJ, 3rd grade (who obviously remembers my awesome lessons about teeth that we had over a month ago)


"Another reason that the Gitanic sunk was because they didn't glue it together with the hot glue gun good enough."
~Bean, Kindergarten (talking about the welding)

"A fake weight is what God abominates. Your regular weight is okay."
~Amethyst, 7th grade (Proverbs 11)