More JJ Quotes

" Mrs. M, you look like you almost lost weight!"
(THAT, unfortunately, about sums it up. )

"This one time I went to sell mail with my uncle, and I got to ride with him in the mail truck, and put the mail in everyone's boxes."

How long was the Civil War? "From 1998 to 2001."

Where was Abraham Lincoln when he got shot? "Going up to Heaven."
(After I explained to him that the question meant where he was before he was killed, and not after, he changed his answer to Office Max.)
What is your father's full name? "His first name is Leo, his middle name is Nardo."