Hysterical Conversation...

"Bean" and "Veruca" are having a conversation during their snack time about what animal they would like to be...

Veruca: "I would be a blue whale, because they are the biggest."

Bean: "No they're not."

Veruca: "Yes, they are. They're the biggest one."

Bean: "Nuh uh."

Veruca: "Yuh huh."

(this goes on for quite some time.)

Bean: "Well if you were a blue whale, you couldn't even fit on this land!"

Veruca: "They don't live on the land, they live in the ocean."

Bean: "If a blue whale is the biggest, they couldn't even fit in the ocean!"

- Holly, who has been listening this whole time, gently interjects. "If they don't live in the ocean, where do you think they live, Bean?"

Bean laughs at Holly like she is ridiculous for not knowing. "Duh, Holly - they live in ALASKA!"